♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I need love, love
Oo ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
Well Tinder said,
"You can hurry love;
You can hook up tonight."
She said, "Love can come easy
Just by swiping left and right
You can hurry love.
No, you don't have to wait.
Just trust algorithms
No matter how many swipes it takes."
But how many matches
Must I make
Before I find a date
To whom I can relate?
Right now the only thing
That keeps me swiping on
When my battery
Yeah, it's almost dead
I remember Tinder said,
"You can hurry love;
You can hook up tonight."
She said, "Love can come easy
Just by swiping left and right."
How long must I wait
For each message update?
Before silence rings clear:
You've been ghosted by
A cowardly douche
No I can't bear to live my life alone
I grow impatient for a chime upon my phone
But when I feel it's time, to try things IRL
These precious words keep me on my cell
I remember Tinder said:
"You can hurry love;
You can hook up tonight."
She said, "Love can come easy
Just by swiping left and right
You can hurry love.
No, you don't have to wait.
Just trust algorithms
No matter how long it takes."
MASTURBATE
[instrumental]
Now love, love depends on sample size,
So I keep on swiping
And super-liking
With that screen's glow
Inside my room at night,
But no tender arms
To hold me tight
I keep swiping
Ooh, till that match
Yeah it's so easy (love is so easy)
You know it's so easy.
My Tinder said:
"You can hurry love;
You can hook up tonight."
She said, "Love can come easy
Just by swiping left and right
You can hurry love.
No, you don't have to wait.
Just trust algorithms
No matter how many swipes it takes."
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
