Monday, April 10, 2017

Get Ur Free Cone

An ice cream-themed version of Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On" in celebration of Ben & Jerry's entitled "Get Ur Free Cone":


これからみんなでアイスクリームを食べて

騒ごう、騒ごう。


Brain freeze, uh…

Hit me [x4]
Yeah, gimme some ice cream
Gimme some ice cream [x3]


I work at Ben & Jerry’s

Flavor selection varies 
We told y'all Baskin Robbins 
Not to freeze your berries,
Shouldn’t freeze your cherries: 
We’re not adversaries.
But if you want a FREE CONE then come to Ben & Jerry’s


You can hold the phone

Walk straight out of Coldstone
You know I dig the way you slurp-slurp-slurp your cone


Hollaaaaaaa

You know I scream
I know you scream we all scream for ice cream


Go, get your free cone

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Is that spoon used?

Hygiene you know
Last time I went to Häagen-Dasz was twenty years ago
You know Baskin Robbins
Has sanitation problems
If you want your waffle cone inaNAPKIIIIN, let me know


Hollaaaaaa

This ‘aint curds and whey
Nor is it sorbet (what is gelato?)
The flavor of the day? 
It is Earl Grey.
I’ll take your order and then send you on your merry way.


Go, get your free cone

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