Thursday, June 23, 2016

Bakery-themed parody of Missy Elliott's "Work It"

"Fork It"
(Takeshi Atwater-Kaji)

Baker please,
Put down your phone
I'm at the display case

If you got a cake, lemme ice it
Get your knife out clean but wait to slice it
Ti ecils ot tiaw tub naelc tuo efink ruoy teg

Did you test it? Lemme taste it
If it's good, I promise not to waste it
Ti etsaw ot ton esimorp I doog sti fi.

[. . .] 
Dry cake, I need a glass of wah-tah.


Freeganism-themed parody of Sia's "Cheap Thrills"

"Free Food"
(Takeshi Atwater-Kaji)
Come on, come on, put the grocery bag down
It’s garbage day and there’s grub ‘round town
Gotta find my gloves, special latex free
It’s garbage day and there’s grub ‘round town

Time to hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster
I got all I need
No it aint just trash, it aint just trash
Long as it's lactose free

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have lunch today
[I LOVE FREE FOOD]
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have lunch today
[I LOVE FREE FOOD]
I don’t need no money
As long as I can peel the beet
I don’t need no money
As long as I keep sca-ven-ging

[I LOVE FREE FOOD]